I could kick myself right now!  I'm in a fantasy baseball league, and I have Dmitri Young on my team.  For those of you who know something about baseball, you can see how this is a good thing.  If you don't, however, let me take a brief moment to explain it to you.  On opening day, Dmitri Young hit not one, not two, but three home runs! 

So right about now, you're probably thinking alright Billy, way to go!  That's great for you team!   And it is, or at least it would be, if it weren't for the fact that I had Dmitri Young on the bench!  Oh, I thought I was gonna die when I checked my lineup and saw that I've had him on the bench since the season started!  So now I'm in second to last place, when I could easily be one of the top teams!  Damn!