"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking." - Zoolander

Hey all shrimp lovers, you gotta look at this! Just read it on CNN:

When you think of Mars, you may think of dust. Little green men. Volcanos. Red stuff.

You probably don't think of shrimp.

Well, maybe you should. The seafood chain Long John Silver's has a deal going: If NASA's official exploration team -- that would be the Mars rovers, Spirit and Opportunity -- finds and announces evidence of ocean water before February 29, the restaurant will provide free Giant Shrimp to the entire United States.

Is there a catch? Sort of. First of all, "evidence of ocean water" is defined as "one contiguous body of water covering a minimum of 3 percent of the surface of Mars, or 5 million sq. km., whichever is greater." And, even if ocean water evidence is found, the Giant Shrimp -- a new menu item available in mid-February -- will only be free between 2 and 5 p.m. on Monday, March 15.

Nevertheless, the company is serious.

"The 'Free Giant Shrimp' offer is our way of saying NASA's exploration of Mars and the discovery of ocean water would be 'one small step for man, one giant leap for seafood,' " Long John Silver's president Steve Davis said in a statement.

And that ain't no fish story.

MMMMMMM, YUMMY!