"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking." - Zoolander

An 18-year-old student has been charged with breaking into his prestigious high school and hacking into computers to change his test grades from Fs to As.

If convicted on all 69 counts, including altering and stealing public records, computer fraud, burglary, identity theft, receiving stolen property and conspiracy, Mr Khan could spend almost four decades in prison.

He is currently being held on $50,000 (£25,500) bail and is scheduled to appear in court today.

CHICAGO - After a national story exposing pharmaceutical chemicals in the nations water supply prompted a test of Chicago?s water supply. The Chicago Tribune released the results in a front-page story Thursday.

It found trace amounts of an anti-seizure drug, a common painkiller, caffeine and two chemicals used to make Teflon and Scotchgard in area water.

The tests do not show that Chicago drinking water is unsafe, but it does raise questions about the long-term health effects of ingesting such elements.

I've spent the entire day doing absolutely nothing.  Watched some stuff on the travel channel, did some laundry, and now I'm watching baseball.  I do have plans for tonight, though.  Some buddies and I are going down to Goodbar to watch the Final Four.  I've got North Carolina and UCLA in the finals.

Spring training is officially upon us!  Pitchers and catchers have reported, and baseball is just around the corner.  How exciting.

I thought Joe Torre would look out of place in anything other than Yankee pinstripes, but the Dodger blue looks good on him.

Time is running down on the Giants vs. Cowboys playoff game, and Tony Romo is looking rattled.  The Cowboys will not win this game unless he calms down and pulls himself together, but I don't even know if he has time to do that.  Matt Hasselbeck had the same problem yesterday, and the Packers used his lapse to capitalize on offense and put a lot of points on the board.  I think it's over for the Cowboys.

It was interesting to see Oregon's football team fall to unranked after being ranked #2 in the nation.  I knew they were overrated.  Without their quarterback they're just not as talented, and after last week's injury they'll have to find a way to get by without him.  Dennis Dixon is having knee surgery and is done for the year.  There goes any chance at a Heisman.

I woke up early this morning and decided to go to the gym.  I usually work out at night, but I was awake and feeling motivated, so I went for it.  What I'm doing up at 6:30 a.m. on a Saturday, I'll never know.  I guess I did go to bed pretty early last night.

It's actually a good thing I got my work-out in this morning because I'm going to the Bulls game tonight.  Hopefully they'll get win #2 against the Raptors.

Holy crap!  Illinois just beat top-ranked Ohio State!

Sometimes humanity just seems really fucked up.

A British man yelled "This is YouTube material" while a friend filmed him urinating on a dying woman.  How could he ever possibly think this was a good idea?  Was he trying to be funny?  Is his brain so warped that he actually finds humor in that?

Luckily he was sentenced to three years in  prison.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?

So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.

Here's mine...

Opening Credits: Mariah Carey, "I Am Free"

Waking Up: Ricky Martin, "The Cup Of Life"

First Day at School: Alanis Morissette, "You Oughta Know"

Falling in Love: U2, "Beautiful Day"

Fight Song: Sean Paul, "Gimme The Light"

Breaking Up: T.I., "I'm A Flirt"

Prom: Beastie Boys, "Time To Build"

Life's OK: Alien Ant Farm, "Hope"

Mental Breakdown: The Verve Pipe, "Half A Mind"

Driving: Green Day, "Scumbag"

Flashback: Loon, "Relax Your Mind"

Getting Back Together: Dave Matthews Band, "Drive In, Drive Out"

Wedding: The Verve Pipe, "Colorful"

Final Battle: Heart, "Barracuda"

Death Scene: Gabrielle, "Out Of Reach"

Funeral Song: The Beatles, "It's All Too Much"

End Credits: Corinne Bailey Rae, "Butterfly"

Is it just me, or does Beyonce look a bit like Whitney Houston in the shots where she's got her hair up?

My cell phone is gonna get a major boost...I just bought a new battery on Amazon for $3.20!  What a deal.  I guess it helps to have an older phone.  Well, maybe I shouldn't say that.  It's not "old," really but I've had it for about 2 years.  I'm thinking about getting a new phone, but I like the one I have and there's nothing wrong with it.  I could always keep it as a backup, but maybe I'll look into a new one sometime.  But in the meantime, at least I'll have great battery life.

Doing a guy's night thing today.  Watching Live Free or Die Hard, and then we'll get some dinner.  Might even check out a sports bar afterwards, who knows.

University of Florida athletic director Jeremy Foley announced on Thursday that men's basketball coach Billy Donovan and the Gators have agreed in principle to a new contract, with an option for a seventh year. Foley also said football coach Urban Meyer agreed to the same structure -- six-year deal, with an option for a seventh.

Donovan will earn $3.5 million per year for each of the next six years, while Meyer will be paid $3.25 million per year. The deals make the two the nation's highest-paid basketball-football coaching tandem, the Orlando Sentinel reported.

The contracts will cost Florida more than $40 million through 2013.